This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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