I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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