Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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