Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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