We won't sleep together?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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