This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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