He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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