just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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