wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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