Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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