Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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