Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i now understand why vodka
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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