New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Are we still banned from the library?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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