He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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