Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I hate all girls vehemently.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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