You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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