So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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