You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Where did you get a picture of my penis
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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