Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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