rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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