I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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