Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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