there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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