they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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