I wanna passion pit in your ass
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
God I need to hump something, right now.
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