i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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