haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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