i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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