I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
