No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
that is very illegal...i love you.
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