He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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