He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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