dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
a search helicopter?!
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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