I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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