what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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