I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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