My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
The air taste purple.
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