Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
