I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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