i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Found the puke drawer
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Pants are for mortals
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