Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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