I'm really into asian looking animals
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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