margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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