Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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