so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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