Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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