You just made me feel so damn special
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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