so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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