I think my vagina is haunted
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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