whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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