do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I would fuck him just for his dog
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
