As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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