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(734): View more from Michigan

So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried

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(303): View more from Colorado

i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.

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(516): View more from New York

If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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(816): View more from Missouri

Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend

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(813): View more from Florida

I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.

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