Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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