Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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