whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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