Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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