the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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