we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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