She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Randomize
