Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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